WMHS Gossip Blog

Welcome to WMHS Gossip. Your source for all the hottest gossip from the halls of WMHS and the people that fill them. Got any hot rumors that you want me to get to the bottom of? Drop them in my ask.
xoxo gossip jew

Falling Star.

It seems as though New Directions has lost another one of their female vocalists but this time, it wasn’t to a rival glee club. 
My sources say that Miss Rachel Berry has gotten herself suspended after stuffing the ballot boxes so that her ‘gay’ would win. The time she’ll do for her crime? Rumor has it, she’s out for the week.

And the real kicker?
Lima’s sweetheart has been banned from performing at Sectionals.
What do you think of Bad Girl!Rachel Berry?

xoxo
gossip jew. 

Spotted!


Little Saint Jenny and Santana “Back Alley Slut” Lopez were spotted leaving the planned parenthood clinic earlier today. Though the two were dressed as though they didn’t want to be recognized, Ms. Peters’ lesbian haircut gave them away. Looking awfully suspicious in Sunglasses, I’m thinking that Satan herself was the one with the appointment. 
Now the question is, did the Asian Warbler somehow manage to score and knock up two girls within months of each other? That would explain Ms. Lopez’s strange behavior this week. Or, my personal favorite option, Did the Saint and Satan form a pregnancy pact?
Stay tuned for details, kids.

xoxo
gossip jew 

Your weekly dose of gossip: Thanksgiving edition

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Apparently there was screaming was heard coming from one Sebastian Warblers room. Perhaps a fight with his gay lover?

Finn wets bed. Two words. Adult diapers. And another two? Extra large.

And here’s the kicker for all of you lovely people of Lima.

There’s a bun in the oven of one our hottest head bitches in charge. Yes, you heard it hear first. Olivia Hawthorne is two months pregnant. Given the fact she’s currently single, one wonders who the father is. Her ex or the mysterious ‘friend’ who, sources say, isn’t do mysterious. So boys, that delicious crumpet will be off the market for joy rides for another seven months and even after that, she’ll come with eighteen years of baggage. Beware.

That’s all for now,
Xoxo gossip jew

News update!

It’s been confirmed that the Warbler, Westington or whatever it is, has gone to the various doctor appointments with that hot Crawford girl and that he might be the father. Only time, and new sources, will tell.

wessidestories replied to your post: wessidestories replied to your post:… I didn’t ask you shit but whatever

So the father is one of the Warblers right?

wessidestories replied to your post: wessidestories replied to your post:… ….you’re a fucking idiot

You ask a stupid question, you’ll get one back

wessidestories replied to your post: wessidestories replied to your post:… Oh my god you never shut up

Do you ever stop being Asian?

wessidestories replied to your post: wessidestories replied to your post:…
That’s a no for both

Again. That’s for her to decide. And I don’t hear her saying no.