Apparently there was screaming was heard coming from one Sebastian Warblers room. Perhaps a fight with his gay lover?
Finn wets bed. Two words. Adult diapers. And another two? Extra large.
And here’s the kicker for all of you lovely people of Lima.
There’s a bun in the oven of one our hottest head bitches in charge. Yes, you heard it hear first. Olivia Hawthorne is two months pregnant. Given the fact she’s currently single, one wonders who the father is. Her ex or the mysterious ‘friend’ who, sources say, isn’t do mysterious. So boys, that delicious crumpet will be off the market for joy rides for another seven months and even after that, she’ll come with eighteen years of baggage. Beware.
That’s all for now,
Xoxo gossip jew
It’s been confirmed that the Warbler, Westington or whatever it is, has gone to the various doctor appointments with that hot Crawford girl and that he might be the father. Only time, and new sources, will tell.